Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt (1997)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Ross : [staring through the peephole to see Rachel come back from her date with Mark] I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. She'd say no, but here we are, right. We just broke up, first thing she does.
Chandler : You didn't just break up!
Ross : Hey, it's been like, three weeks!
Chandler : You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower!
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Ross : [after Joey enters and exits the apartment singing] I guess he must've gotten the part in that play.
Phoebe Buffay : Oh!
Monica : Oh!
Chandler : Yeah, either that or Gloria Estefan *was* right. Eventually, the rhythm *is* going to get you.
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Joey Tribbiani : Oh I hate her with her, 'Oh I'm so talented, and ooh I'm so pretty and oooh I smell so good.'
Chandler : I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey Tribbiani : Chandler, can we please try to stay focused on my problem here.
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Chandler : Ross, you gotta stop, okay? You can't just stare through the peephole for 3 hours. You're gonna get peep eye.
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Joey Tribbiani : Just because she went to Yale Drama, she thinks she's like, the greatest actress since sliced bread.
Chandler : Ah, Sliced Bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth.
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Phoebe Buffay : Why isn't it spidermen? you know like goldman, silverman...
Chandler : Because it's not his last name.
Phoebe Buffay : It isn't?
Chandler : No, it's not like phil spidermen. he's a spider man. you know like goldman is a last name but there's no gold man.
Phoebe Buffay : Oh ok. there should be a gold man.