Full House (TV Series)

Stephanie Gets Framed (1991)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

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• Michelle Tanner : [after meeting Steve Urkel]  Why you talk like Mickey Mouse?

  Steve Urkel : That's 'cause I was born in Chicago.

• Jesse Katsopolis : Steve... Steve, Steve-o. I can't help but notice that you walk like you still have the hanger in your shirt.

  Steve Urkel : Oh, well, thank you.

  Jesse Katsopolis : You're welcome. Steve, I'd like to help you because, uh, quite frankly, you need help. See, when you're walking, you gotta kinda be loose, man, like let it be cool.

  [starts to slowly bounce] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : [Steve starts to bounce slowly] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : That's it. Loosen up, be very fluid. Be very fluid-y. That's it! Now... once you get it going, you shift the weight and you go.

  [starts walking] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : And it's a strut, and it's cool, and it's a strut, and it's cool. See? Like that?

  Steve Urkel : Very inspiring.

  [tries to walk, but instead of a strut, he walks sidways on his toes bouncing highly] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, that's close.

  Steve Urkel : Really? Well, oh. Well, that was a walk on the wild side. But, you should ty it with your elbows out. It's much better for circulation.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Oh, really? Like this?

  [sticks elbows out] 

  Steve Urkel : Yeah.

  [Jesse starts to walk] 

  Steve Urkel : You're doing fine.

  Jesse Katsopolis : You, know? I do feel the blood flowing better.

  Steve Urkel : Yeah.

  Jesse Katsopolis : It's very - WHAT AM I DOING?

  Steve Urkel : Well, here's another fun way to kill time. Let's share a life story. I'll go first. I was born on a cold night in Chicago, 1976, the year of America's bicenntinal. My mom was in a great deal of pain and I was charging through! And...

  Jesse Katsopolis : Uh, I think I hear the girls in the kitchen. Why, don't you just go and... yeah. Right in the kitchen area.