- Michelle Tanner: [after meeting Steve Urkel] Why you talk like Mickey Mouse?
- Steve Urkel: That's 'cause I was born in Chicago.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Steve... Steve, Steve-o. I can't help but notice that you walk like you still have the hanger in your shirt.
- Steve Urkel: Oh, well, thank you.
- Jesse Katsopolis: You're welcome. Steve, I'd like to help you because, uh, quite frankly, you need help. See, when you're walking, you gotta kinda be loose, man, like let it be cool.
- [starts to slowly bounce]
- Jesse Katsopolis: [Steve starts to bounce slowly]
- Jesse Katsopolis: That's it. Loosen up, be very fluid. Be very fluid-y. That's it! Now... once you get it going, you shift the weight and you go.
- [starts walking]
- Jesse Katsopolis: And it's a strut, and it's cool, and it's a strut, and it's cool. See? Like that?
- Steve Urkel: Very inspiring.
- [tries to walk, but instead of a strut, he walks sidways on his toes bouncing highly]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, that's close.
- Steve Urkel: Really? Well, oh. Well, that was a walk on the wild side. But, you should ty it with your elbows out. It's much better for circulation.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Oh, really? Like this?
- [sticks elbows out]
- Steve Urkel: Yeah.
- [Jesse starts to walk]
- Steve Urkel: You're doing fine.
- Jesse Katsopolis: You, know? I do feel the blood flowing better.
- Steve Urkel: Yeah.
- Jesse Katsopolis: It's very - WHAT AM I DOING?
- Steve Urkel: Well, here's another fun way to kill time. Let's share a life story. I'll go first. I was born on a cold night in Chicago, 1976, the year of America's bicenntinal. My mom was in a great deal of pain and I was charging through! And...
- Jesse Katsopolis: Uh, I think I hear the girls in the kitchen. Why, don't you just go and... yeah. Right in the kitchen area.