Futurama (TV Series)
A Flight to Remember (1999)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan, Leo Wong, Additional Voices
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Quotes
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Leela : Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg : You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela : Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender : Was that before or after you slept with him?
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Thank God there're plenty of escape pods. We won't have to dress up like women and children.
[Camera pulls back to show Farnsworth dressed in a kid's sailor outfit and holding a lollipop]
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[Fry and Leela pretend to be involved to ward off Zapp]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : But as a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be on Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Kiff, I'm feeling the "captain's itch".
Lt. Kif Kroker : I'll get the powder, sir.
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[Zapp Brannigan has just piloted the Titanic straight into the path of a black hole]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. I guess all that remains now is for the captain to go down with the ship.
Lt. Kif Kroker : That's surprisingly noble of you, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain.
[Zapp runs off]
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Kif Kroker : Captain, may I have a word with you?
Captain Zapp Brannigan : No.
Kif Kroker : It's an emergency, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Come back when it's a catastrophe.
[a huge rumbling is heard]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Oh, very well.
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[when Zapp altered the Titanic's route to make it more "interesting"]
Lt. Kif Kroker : [as asteroids are flying by the bridge] Do you remember that "course correction" you made, sir?
Captain Zapp Brannigan : [meaning it] No.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : She's a beautiful ship. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out.
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Lt. Kif Kroker : [Captain Zapp Brannigan wants to change the flight course] This is a pleasure cruise. Our path is decided by the travel agency.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a course with some chest hair.
[Draws a meandering line on the chart]
Lt. Kif Kroker : But that leads us straight through a comet field.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.
Kif Kroker : I'll get the powder, sir.
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Fry : Don't cry, Bender. No one really knows what happens in a black hole. It's possible she's still alive in another dimension somewhere. Right, professor?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, sure. Absolutely.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Whispers to Zoidberg] Not a chance.
[Mimes slashing his throat and being hanged]
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Turanga Leela : [sighing in disappointment] Not Zapp Brannigan!
Dr. Zoidberg : You know Zapp Brannigan?
Turanga Leela : Let's just say we crossed paths.
Bender : Was that before or after you slept with him?