Futurama (TV Series)
Amazon Women in the Mood (2001)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan
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Quotes
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[after being assaulted by the sex-starved Amazons]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Well, this promises to be one disturbingly erotic date.
Leela : Half date.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Waiter, a bottle of your finest wine.
Leela : Half bottle.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : And some oysters on the half shell.
Leela : Quarter shell.
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Fry : [about being sentenced to death by "Snu-snu"] I never thought I would die this way, but I've always really hoped.
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[Zapp walks up to a woman in a bar and uses a pickup line]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
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[Fry, Bender, Zapp, and Kif have been captured by Amazons]
Fem-puter : After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death...
[everyone gasps]
Fem-puter : By snu-snu!
Fry , Captain Zapp Brannigan , Bender : Yeah! Woo-hoo!
[Kif starts sobbing]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : [to Kif] What are you? Gay?
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : [piloting a floating restaurant] Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.
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Dr. Zoidberg : Well, I'm taking this old shell to the dumpster, and maybe pick up some more of those potato chips Amy threw away.
Amy Wong : Those were toe nail clipings.
Dr. Zoidberg : A feast is a feast.
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Dr. Zoidberg : And that's the story of how I got my new shell. It looks just like the one I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster. But this one had a live raccoon inside.
[licks his lips]
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Fry : I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half date. I'm gonna call the restaurant.
Phone Recording : The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.
Bender : Whoa!
Fry : We gotta go rescue them!
Bender : Eh, I dunno.
Fry : Bender, think of the señoritas!
Bender : Vamonos!
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Leela : [Leela, Amy, Zapp and Kif have just crash landed on some planet] What planet is this, anyway?
Captain Zapp Brannigan : I don't know. This entire sector is uncharted.
Kif Kroker : It is not uncharted. You lost the chart!
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Dr. Zoidberg : [about his shell] It was starting to get a little cramped in there so I molted, why not? Ah, the fresh air feels good!
[wobbles around]
Professor Farnsworth : [disgusted] Stop doing that!
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : [crashing into a planet] You win again, gravity!
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : I don't often say this, but you three are the most beautiful gigantic ladies I've ever laid eyes upon.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Kif old friend - let's rap.