Futurama (TV Series)
Bendin' in the Wind (2001)
David Herman: Patchcord Adams, Broken Bot #3, Art Garfunkel's Descendant, Broken Robot #5, Chinese Caterpillar Alien
Quotes
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Patchcord Adams : So long. Get well soon.
[looks at Bender's chart]
Patchcord Adams : Whoa! Well, so long, anyway.
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Bender : So can I keep the check?
Art Garfunkel's Descendant : Over my dead career!
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Bend-Aid Announcer : Ladies and gentlehippies, put your filthy hands together for the art-house stylings of Cylon and Garfunkel!
Art Garfunkel's Descendant : Here's a song that was beautiful when performed by my ancestor Artie.
Art Garfunkel's Descendant : [singing] Are you coming to Scarborough Fair?
Cylon : [mechanical monotone] Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
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Patchcord Adams : [offers Bender a balloon animal] Here, take it. What's the matter? Can't move your arms?
Bender : Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you right now.
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Patchcord Adams : Did you hear they're using Windows 3000 as a jailer?
Fry : No. Why?
Patchcord Adams : 'Cause it always locks up.
[Others laugh weakly]
Bender : For the love of God, somebody kick his ass!