Futurama (TV Series)

Crimes of the Hot (2002)

Maurice LaMarche: Morbo, Civil Defense Van, Robot Crowd, Headless Body of Agnew, Crushinator, Hedonismbot

Quotes 

• Morbo : Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.

  Linda the Newsanchor : At least all those windmills will keep them cool.

  Morbo : Windmills do not work that way! Good night!

• Bender : Shut up and pay attention to me, Bender! Look, I love life and its pleasures as much as anyone here, except perhaps you, Hedonism Bot. But we need to be shut off! Especially you, Hedonism Bot.

  Hedonism Bot : I apologize for nothing!

• Civil Defense Van : Calling all scientists! Calling all scientists! Be advised that there will be a worldwide conference on global warming in Kyoto, Japan.

  Homeopathic Doctor : I have a degree in homeopathic medicine.

  Civil Defense Van : You've got a degree in baloney!

  [hits doctor with blast of water] 

• Linda the Newsanchor : With Halley's Comet out of ice, Earth is experiencing a sudden case of global warming.

  Morbo : Morbo is pleased but sticky.

• Civil Defense Van : Thank you all for coming. It is my pleasure to present the host of the Kyoto global warming conference. The inventor of the environment, and first emperor of the moon, Al Gore!

  Al Gore : I have ridden the mighty moon worm!

  [Crowd cheers] 

  Fry : Good for him.