Futurama (TV Series)
Crimes of the Hot (2002)
Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Mr. Sunbeam, Robot Crowd, Reverend Preacherbot
Quotes
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Leela : Bender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it?
Bender : Because I also care deeply about things that remind me of myself, like poor little Shelly here.
Hermes Conrad : What could you possibly have in common with that walking soup mix?
Bender : For one thing, we both have a tough outer shell but live a rich inner life. And also... well, you know.
Leela : You're both alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gamblers?
Bender : No, it's just... neither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back.
Fry : What? I've seen you get up off your back tons of times.
Bender : Those times I was slightly on my side.
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Bender : We pollute too much. We're destroying the world and killing the turtles.
Reverend Preacherbot : To hell with the turtles!
Bender : No one insults the turtles!
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Hermes Conrad : Strange, you haven't acted this suspicious since I found those "ape bones" in the basement.