Futurama (TV Series)

Mother's Day (2000)

Tress MacNeille: Linda, Mom, Tinny Tim, Leela's Wrist Thingy

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Quotes 

• Mom : You broke my heart, Hubert.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : And you broke mine. Granted, that was four or five hearts ago.

• Igner : Mommy, why are you making civilization collapse?

  Mom : I don't know. I guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood.

• Mom : Conquer Earth, you bastards!

  Robots : Conquer Earth, us bastards!

• Mom : What have you been up to all these years?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, inventing, sending delivery crews to their doom, breeding atomic monsters.

  Mom : Honestly, Hubert. You and your atomic monsters.

• Mom : Let the bloodbath begin!

• [in a recording] 

  Mom : I love each and every robot most of all.

  ["real" life] 

  Mom : Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass!

• Mom : I HATE Mother's Day, you driveling PUKES!

  [Slaps all three sons at once] 

• Mom : Darling Hubie, I should never have tried to tamper with that cute Q.T. McWhiskers.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No, it was silly of me to object. One foot tall, Eight-feet, fifteen-feet, what does it matter?

  Mom : You should see the new sixteen-foot models.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Sixteen feet? Go to hell! I was a fool to think you'd changed!

  Mom : Filthy toothless nerd bastard!

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Damnded she-fossil!

  Mom : STINKPIG!

  [Mom and Professor Farnsworth passionately kiss] 

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news, Mom. I've invented a new childrens toy. I call it Q.T. McWhiskers. When you pet it, it shoots rainbows from its eyes.

  Mom : Wonderful, Hubie. We'll build them eight feet tall and replace the rainbows with neutron lasers. We'll make billions on the intergalactic arms market.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : But things eight-feet tall aren't cute. That's why my Colossal Tammy Tinkle doll was such a failure.