Futurama (TV Series)

The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz (2001)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Smitty

Quotes 

• Bender : Wiggles, weren't you about to propose a toast to your gallant captain?

  Fry : Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!

  Bender : Eh, I've heard better.

• Fry : What happened?

  Dr. Zoidberg : All six thousand hulls have been breached.

  Fry : Oh, the fools! Why didn't they build it with six thousand and one hulls? When will they learn?

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Being a captain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is the perfect candidate for the job.

  Bender : Well, I do think of human life as expendable.

• Fry : No fair! Leela was training me to be captain. She even let me sit in her lap and steer... in this comic I drew.

  Dr. Zoidberg : [Grabs comic]  Ooh, the new one's out.

• Dr. Zoidberg : Now, if you'll excuse me, there is some ravioli on the floor with only two footprints on it.

  [Bender passes by] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Three footprints.

  [Drops on floor and starts eating noisily] 

• Leela : Why weren't you kong donkeys outside cleaning up?

  Dr. Zoidberg : They sent us inside for doing an unsatisfactory job... and eating penguin eggs.

  Fry : You ate most of them.

• Leela : [Looking for Bender]  I'm worried about him. He didn't come back with the group.

  Fry : He didn't?

  Leela : No, and with wind chill it's twenty degrees below absolute zero.