- Blanche Morton: I wondered if you wanted to go to The May Company with me. They're having a January linen sale.
- Gracie Allen: Oh no, I don't want any. When I buy linen, I want it to last longer than that.
- Blanche Morton: Say honey, do you mind if I ask you how old George is?
- Gracie Allen: No, go right ahead.
- Blanche Morton: Well, how old is he?
- Gracie Allen: I don't know.
- Blanche Morton: You don't know his age?
- Gracie Allen: Well, how could I? He keeps changing every year!
- Blanche Morton: Oh but, honey, everybody's age changes.
- Gracie Allen: Yeah, and it's so confusing! People should do what I do. When you get to the age that's most becoming, stay there!
- Blanche Morton: [Gracie can't remember why she circled a day on the calendar] Maybe you've got a date with the dentist.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, Blanche! George wouldn't let me go out with him, he's a married man!