The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
Jack Benny Steals George's Joke (1952)
Bea Benaderet: Blanche Morton
Quotes
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Harry Morton : Blanche, when I woke up this morning there was twenty dollars missing from my pocket. I'm sure the maid took it.
Blanche Morton : We don't have a maid.
Harry Morton : I know.
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[Blanche calls out to Gracie from the living room]
Blanche Morton : How is everything up in San Francisco?
Gracie Allen : Oh, I'm not up in San Francisco, I'm up in the bedroom.
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Gracie Allen : George and Jack Benny had a terrible fight.
Blanche Morton : George and Jack Benny, after all these years?
Gracie Allen : Yeah, isn't it awful? And they're not even talking.
Blanche Morton : Oh, I just can't believe it. Why, I thought they were closer than Damon and Pythias!
Gracie Allen : Damon and Pythias? Are they as close as Minneapolis and St. Paul?
Blanche Morton : No, no, honey, they're in mythology.
Gracie Allen : Oh, Blanche! They're in Minnesota!