The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
Jack Benny Steals George's Joke (1952)
George Burns: George Burns
Quotes
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[George and Gracie are on a train]
Gracie Allen : Oh George, I'm on a diet, do you mind if I ride backwards while I eat?
George Burns : What's that got to do with a diet?
Gracie Allen : Well, when you ride backwards, the train keeps pulling you away from the food and you don't eat too much!
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George Burns : How do you like that, Jack Benny stealing my opening joke - and a great joke! I can't understand it. We've been friends for years, we've been friends all our lives, we started in vaudeville together. Why, I knew Jack when he was really 39! We had quite a fight up in San Francisco last night, I was gonna take a swing at him but I didn't wanna hit a man with gray hair... but wait 'til I catch him without it!