The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)

Gracie Believes George Has a Criminal Record (1955)

Bea Benaderet: Blanche Morton

Quotes 

• Harry Morton : Those near and dear to me may always count upon my support. For instance, only yesterday you committed a crime and I protected you.

  Blanche Morton : I committed a crime?

  Harry Morton : That roast you prepared for our dinner was a crime in every sense of the word, but I ate it and destroyed the evidence.