The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
Questions and Answers (1956)
Larry Keating: Harry Morton
Quotes
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Harry Morton : Really, Blanche, the hold Gracie has on you is incredible! Would you give me a truthful answer to a hypothetical question?
Blanche Morton : Well, sure.
Harry Morton : Suppose the three of us were on a ship. Gracie and I were swept overboard. Now, you are at the rail with two life preservers. To whom would you throw the first one?
Blanche Morton : To Gracie.
Harry Morton : I thought so!
Blanche Morton : Then I'd throw her the second one in case she might've missed the first one.
Harry Morton : And leave me to my fate?
Blanche Morton : Oh, Harry, you don't have to worry! You have enough hot air in you to keep you floating for days!