The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
The Income Tax Man (1951)
Joseph Kearns: Ralph Hanley
Quotes
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Ralph Hanley : I've finished you income taxes.
George Burns : [reads the sheet] We owe the government 3 refrigerators of whipped Carnation?
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Ralph Hanley : For medical you put down one full length mirror, $50.
Gracie Allen : That's right, I got it for my father so he won't get pnuemonia.
Ralph Hanley : How's that?
Gracie Allen : Well you see before he only had a half-length mirror, so when he went outside he forgot his pants.
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Gracie Allen : Do the Republicans have to pay for Mr. Truman's salary?
Ralph Hanley : Yes they do.
Gracie Allen : Isn't that just rubbing it in?
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Ralph Hanley : I'm here to help you with your income taxes.
Gracie Allen : Oh we're glad, we got tired of paying them all ourselves.