- Ralph Hanley: I've finished you income taxes.
- George Burns: [reads the sheet] We owe the government 3 refrigerators of whipped Carnation?
- Ralph Hanley: For medical you put down one full length mirror, $50.
- Gracie Allen: That's right, I got it for my father so he won't get pnuemonia.
- Ralph Hanley: How's that?
- Gracie Allen: Well you see before he only had a half-length mirror, so when he went outside he forgot his pants.
- Gracie Allen: Do the Republicans have to pay for Mr. Truman's salary?
- Ralph Hanley: Yes they do.
- Gracie Allen: Isn't that just rubbing it in?
- Ralph Hanley: I'm here to help you with your income taxes.
- Gracie Allen: Oh we're glad, we got tired of paying them all ourselves.