Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Mr. Colton : [on the phone]  This is Edward Colton down at The Colton Theatrical Agency. Is Mr. Burns there?

  Gracie Allen : I don't know. He's not here, but whether he's at The Colton Theatrical Agency, I couldn't say.

• George Burns : You're gonna retire?

  Gracie Allen : Yes, this hard work is too much for me. You see, you're a man and you're strong, but I'm a woman.

  George Burns : Isn't this decision kind of sudden?

  Gracie Allen : No! No, I decided to be a woman when I was still a little girl.

• Mendoza The Great : I'm sure you'll have no trouble learning the trick. The equipment's outside the door. Would you like to run through it?

  Gracie Allen : Well, maybe you can, you're a magician, but you'll have to open the door for me.