Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : Don't worry, Brian. You're not going back to Texas. You're gonna take that examination, and you're gonna pass.

  Brian McAfee : I don't know how, ma'am. My grades have been lower than a hog's stomach at feedin' time.

• Ronnie Burns : Mother, while you talk to Brian, can I take Bonnie Sue out in the garden and show her how nice the lawn looks now that it's been mowed?

  Gracie Allen : Well, of course! Oh, Bonnie Sue, do you close your eyes when you get kissed?

  Bonnie Sue McAfee : Always, ma'am.

  Gracie Allen : Well, that's alright, you can see our lawn some other time.

• Gracie Allen : [George comes into the room]  So, as I was saying, Bonnie Sue, have you noticed how much weather we've been having lately?

  Bonnie Sue McAfee : Yes, and most of it's been nice too!

  Gracie Allen : Yeah!

  Ronnie Burns : Yeah, except for the days that it's been raining.

  Gracie Allen : You know, people are funny, they can have weather 24 hours a day and never get tired of it!

  George Burns : This is a real interesting conversation.

  Gracie Allen : Oh well, I'm glad you like it, dear, because as long as you stay in this room, that's what you're gonna hear.

  George Burns : I'm still not leaving.

• Gracie Allen : I've noticed when it gets down below 40, the rest of me is cold too.

  George Burns : Gracie, I'm always warm because I've been over 40 for years.