- Gracie Allen: Don't worry, Brian. You're not going back to Texas. You're gonna take that examination, and you're gonna pass.
- Brian McAfee: I don't know how, ma'am. My grades have been lower than a hog's stomach at feedin' time.
- Ronnie Burns: Mother, while you talk to Brian, can I take Bonnie Sue out in the garden and show her how nice the lawn looks now that it's been mowed?
- Gracie Allen: Well, of course! Oh, Bonnie Sue, do you close your eyes when you get kissed?
- Bonnie Sue McAfee: Always, ma'am.
- Gracie Allen: Well, that's alright, you can see our lawn some other time.
- Gracie Allen: [George comes into the room] So, as I was saying, Bonnie Sue, have you noticed how much weather we've been having lately?
- Bonnie Sue McAfee: Yes, and most of it's been nice too!
- Gracie Allen: Yeah!
- Ronnie Burns: Yeah, except for the days that it's been raining.
- Gracie Allen: You know, people are funny, they can have weather 24 hours a day and never get tired of it!
- George Burns: This is a real interesting conversation.
- Gracie Allen: Oh well, I'm glad you like it, dear, because as long as you stay in this room, that's what you're gonna hear.
- George Burns: I'm still not leaving.
- Gracie Allen: I've noticed when it gets down below 40, the rest of me is cold too.
- George Burns: Gracie, I'm always warm because I've been over 40 for years.