The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
The Texan Italian (1957)
George Burns: George Burns
Quotes
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George Burns : Take this new star, Sophia Loren... Did ya notice that every time you see a picture of her, she's always wearing wet clothes? They must do nothing but pour water on her!
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George Burns : You know, this country has become so foreign that it's hard to realize that it was first discovered by that great American, Christopher Columbus.
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Harry Morton : George, I have something I feel you should know.
George Burns : Oh, well, have a stool pigeon. I mean, take a chair.