- Angie Lopez: But they're mean to Toby and Toby is your best friend.
- Carmen Lopez: But she won't be there!
- George Lopez: Oh, see, that only makes sense because you're using teenager logic. It's the same kind of logic that gets your kind killed in horror films.
- George Lopez: I don't want to live in a world where I can't get be fired for slapping a white man's nalgas.