Get Smart (TV Series)

Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend (1968)

Gino Conforti: Agent 8 ½

Quotes 

• Agent 99 : How are you,8 ½?

  Agent 8 ½ : [hiding in a bowling ball return]  How am I? Terrible! I keep forgetting to duck every time the ball is returning. I've got a bump on the back of my head the size of a bowling ball. Wait a minute, that is a bowling ball

  [ducks, letting the bowling ball slide over him]