Get Smart (TV Series)
How Green Was My Valet (1970)
Don Adams: Maxwell Smart
Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : Look at this, 99.
Agent 99 : Did you find the fuel?
Maxwell Smart : No, I found a salami.
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Maxwell Smart : [surprised by the Ambassador's appearance] You're sober!
Ambassador : [pointing a gun at Max & 99] Cold sober.
Maxwell Smart : But I don't understand, that can't be. You drank 21 bottles of wine, how can you still be standing up?
Ambassador : I have to stand up. If I lie down, I get deathly ill.