Get Smart (TV Series)

How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• # 99 : If Siegfried is on the level, Chief, think of all the valuable information we can get from him.

  Chief : Yes, you may be right. Max, where does he want to meet?

  Maxwell Smart : In the same warehouse.

  Chief : Well all right, but if it's a trap and we get killed, you're fired!

  Chief : [pause]  Max, you know I'm frightened...

  Maxwell Smart : Why Chief?

  Chief : I'm beginning to sound like you.

• # 99 : It's Siegfried!

  Maxwell Smart : Yes. My old friend and bitter enemy.

• Siegfried : Tell your Chief I am ready to cooperate with Control. Also I will sell them some of Kaos' top secrets.

  Maxwell Smart : All right, Siegfried, I'll tell 'em. But I don't think the Chief will trust you.

  Siegfried : Give me one good reason why he shouldn't trust me.

  Maxwell Smart : Because you're a rotten, vicious, cruel, cunning, maniacal murderer.

  Siegfried : All right, that's one. Now give me another.

• Maxwell Smart : And now for the 'defector of the year' award. Outside this room is a KAOS traitor. One of their top agents who is now operating completely with Control. Although he is not going to get a golden pistol, he has received honorable mention for the Benedict Arnold medallion.

• Maxwell Smart : The old gas mask in the false nose trick!