Get Smart (TV Series)

I Am Curiously Yellow (1970)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Chief : [opens violin case]  This is the Narco 5-12...

  Maxwell Smart : I recognized it immediately.

  Chief : ...A weapon so new that no one has ever seen it before.

• Chief : We're all familiar with the shock wave of a sonic boom, which occurs when an aircraft breaks the sound barrier. Now if you take that energy and amplify it ten thousand times, and confine it in a small area, can you imagine the results you'd get?

  Maxwell Smart : A rock & roll festival?

  Chief : It's not quite that bad, Max.

• Maxwell Smart : You don't suppose for one single moment that I'd allow these precious hands...

  Maxwell Smart : [kisses 99's hand]  ... to wash dishes?

• Agent 99 : [Larabee walks in on Max & 99 kissing passionately]  Yes, Larabee?

  Larabee : Huh?

  Agent 99 : What did you want?

  Larabee : I forgot.

  Agent 99 : Goodbye, Larabee.

  Larabee : Can I watch while I'm trying to remember?

  Agent 99 , Maxwell Smart : Get out, Larabee.

• Maxwell Smart : What do you mean, 'that's Max al right', that couldn't possibly be me. I didn't steal the Farco 9-12.

  Chief : It's not the Farco 9-12, it's the Marco 5-12.

• The Whip : You make a mistake, Mr. Smart. You bring the wrong cassette.

  Maxwell Smart : [takes out another cassette]  Eh, would you like to try Glen Campbell?