Get Smart (TV Series)

One of Our Olives Is Missing (1967)

Bernie Kopell: Siegfried

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Quotes 

• Siegfried : The minute I go away everything goes kaplot!

  Shtarker : But you were here all the time.

  Siegfried : You're not making it any easier on yourself, Shtarker.

• Maxwell Smart : Very clever...

  Maxwell Smart : [pulls of Siegfrieds fake beard]  Siegfried McTavish!

  Siegfried : How did you know I wasn't a doctor?

  Maxwell Smart : Very simple. You went straight to the patient without even complaining about having to make a house call.

• Siegfried : Between romance und fear we could rule eight eights of the world.

  Shtarker : Why not the whole world?

  Siegfried : Don't push it, Shtarker.

• Ozark Annie : [Max bursts in to rescue Annie]  Puddin' you're as welcome as a new rooster in a henhouse.

  Siegfried : What kind of nonsense is this? There are four of us and only one of him. Put down your hands, pull out your guns. He can only shoot one of us!

  Maxwell Smart : You're the one.

  Siegfried : Please everybody, hands up!