Get Smart (TV Series)
Schwartz's Island (1968)
Barbara Feldon: #99
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : This is the strangest island that I've even been on. There's absolutely nothing to eat. I've been up in those trees for hours. There's no coconuts, no bananas.
99 : What about fish?
Maxwell Smart : There's no fish up there either.
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Maxwell Smart : 99, these footprints were made by a man six feet two and a half inches tall, two hundred and twenty four and a quarter pounds, blond hair, blue eyes, a scar on his left cheek and walked with a decided limp.
99 : Now Max, that's very hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart : Would you believe it if I took out the limp?
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Maxwell Smart : What is it, Max?
99 : Well, either it's the biggest magnet in the world or it's the biggest horsshoe in the world. And if it's the biggest horseshoe, I'd hate to see the horse.
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99 : [stuck in synthetic sand] Oh, we're never gonna get out of here alive, Max.
Maxwell Smart : I know it, 99, I just wish Bannister were here.
99 : Who's Bannister?
Chief : Control's top agent.
99 : Why do you wish he were was here, Max?
Maxwell Smart : I don't like him.
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99 : How can you move around an island this size?
Siegfried : I don't suppose you've seen the back of this island, have you?
Maxwell Smart : No, why?
Siegfried : We have the biggest outboard motor you ever saw!
Starker : The biggest!
[imitates motor sound]
Siegfried : Starker! This is KAOS! We don't
[imitates sound]
Siegfried : here!
