Get Smart (TV Series)

Spy, Spy, Birdie (1968)

Percy Helton: A.J. Pfister

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Quotes 

• A.J. Pfister : [Siegfried has just released a kamikaze pigeon he thinks is heading for the Pentagon]  That bird, eh, labelled Pentagon, I'm afraid is headed for one of your two headquarters.

  Siegfried : [gasps]  Don't tell me.

  [Starts brabling fake German] 

  Siegfried : KAOS?

  A.J. Pfister : Yes. KAOS.

  Siegfried : [shouting]  I asked you not to tell me that!

• A.J. Pfister : Won't you please sign my petition?

  Maxwell Smart : I'm sorry, Mr. Pfister, but I can't sign that petition. Quiet is un-American.

• Maxwell Smart : Wait a minute, if you couldn't find Control, how did you know where to find me?

  A.J. Pfister : Oh, I telephoned KAOS and they gave me this address.

• A.J. Pfister : Oh please Mr. Smart, sign my petition.

  Maxwell Smart : Eh... your petition, yes, well, it wouldn't do me any good to sign your petition, Mr. Pfister, you see I'm a spy, and my fountain pen is filled with invisible ink.