Get Smart (TV Series)

Spy, Spy, Birdie (1968)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : I think I'd better have a talk with Mr. Siegfried.

  Agent 99 : Good thinking, Max, but how are you going to find him?

  Maxwell Smart : Very simple, 99, I happen to know that Ludwig will be at the Smithsonian Institute at 9 am on Tuesday.

  Chief : Max, who cares about Ludwig, what about Siegfried?

  Maxwell Smart : Chief, you don't understand. 'Ludwig' is the KAOS codename for Siegfried and '9 am on Tuesday' is actually 11 am on Thursday.

  Chief : [glances at watch]  Well it's almost that time now. Max, you'd better get started for the Smithsonian right away.

  Maxwell Smart : Chief, the 'Smithsonian' is the KAOS codename for park.

  Chief : [shouting]  Max, get going right away!