Get Smart (TV Series)

Supersonic Boom (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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Quotes 

• # 99 : [Max and 99 are tied up]  What are you doing, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : I'm trying to get my foot loose. I figure if I can get my shoe-phone up high enough, you might be able to dial it with your nose.

• Maxwell Smart : I must be getting old, 99.

  # 99 : Why do you say that?

  Maxwell Smart : To fall for the old hideout under the car-wash trick.

• Maxwell Smart : Well 99, all I have to do now is find some Argentinean who understands my high school Spanish.

  Maxwell Smart : [stops the first man he meets]  Eh, por favor, por favor, eh.. el policio yo soy Americano.

  Man on Street : Sorry fella, don't speak Spanish. Boy, are you in the wrong neighborhood.