Get Smart (TV Series)

Temporarily Out of CONTROL (1968)

Barbara Feldon: #99

Quotes 

• 99 : [Max has booked a trip to the Caribbean on a banana boat]  A banana boat, is that safe?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, this boat has an excellent safety record, 99. In 40 years it's only had one mishap. That's when it collided with a freighter carrying cornflakes.

  99 : But that's terrible!

  Maxwell Smart : Not really, fortunately a sugar boat came along.

• 99 : Oh, Max, I'll miss you so much, I'll write to you every day.

  Maxwell Smart : I'll write to you twice a day, 99.

  99 : That'll be an awful lot of letters, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, well, we can save them and read them on our honeymoon. It will give us something to do.