Get Smart (TV Series)

The Return of the Ancient Mariner (1968)

Jack Cassidy: Mr. Bob

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : [Max has asked Mr. Bob for some identification]  Are you kidding me? This picture doesn't look anything like you.

  Mr. Bob : That's my thumbprint.

• Agent 99 : [Max is peeking through the front door peephole after a knock on the door... 99 enters]  Max, is that Mr. Bob?

  Maxwell Smart : I can't tell.

  Agent 99 : Well, is it a man or a woman?

  Maxwell Smart : That's it, I can't tell.

  Agent 99 : Well, that's him!

  [opens door] 

  Mr. Bob : [enters]  Hi! I'm Mr. Bob!

  Maxwell Smart : How do you do. I'm Mr. Max.