Get Smart (TV Series)

To Sire, with Love: Part 1 (1969)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Chief : How in the world did you men find us?

  Deliveryman : Well, we stopped at a gas station, and I asked a man, eh, if he could tell us how to get to eh, Control headquarters.

  Chief : And he knew?

  Deliveryman : No, he didn't know. But, eh, there were a couple of kids putting air in their bicycle tires, and, eh, they knew.

• Chief : All I asked for was a moustache, you call that a moustache?

  Maxwell Smart : [touching his bushy beard]  Well, there's a moustache under here someplace, Chief.

• Chief : That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

  Maxwell Smart : It is?

  Chief : Yes.

  Maxwell Smart : Then don't do it.