Get Smart (TV Series)
Too Many Chiefs (1965)
Edward Platt: Chief of Control
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Quotes
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Alexi Sebastian : [impersonating the Chief] I don't think I need you, I can question Tanya myself.
99 : Chief, you know Control's rule on interrogation: never interrogate a female subject without another agent present.
Alexi Sebastian : Who made that rule?
99 : Your wife!
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Chief : [the chief drinks a glass of Bourbon, thinking it's buttermilk to ease his throat] That's not buttermilk!
Maxwell Smart : You bet your sweet life it isn't!
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Chief : [choosing a double countersign] Here's a good one. I'll say: 'The migrating birds fly low over the sea'. You say: 'Shadeless windows admit no light'. Then I'll say: 'The wingless dove protects its nest' and you'll say: 'The toothless tiger rules the restless jungle'. Have you got that?
Maxwell Smart : Yes Chief.
Chief : All right, let's try it. The migrating birds fly low over the sea.
Maxwell Smart : The restless jungle admits no shades.
Chief : No Max, no, I have the restless jungle, you have the shadeless windows and the wingless doves.
Maxwell Smart : Oh, I thought you had the wingless doves and I had the shadeless windows.
Chief : No, Max.
Maxwell Smart : But how about this for a double countersign, Chief? You say: 'Hello Max' and I say: 'Hi, Chief' and you say...
Chief : Smart!