- Agent 99: [walking towards door] Who is it?
- Maxwell Smart: [off screen, behind door] It's me, honey.
- Agent 99: What's the password?
- Maxwell Smart: I lost my wallet.
- Agent 99: That's not the password.
- Maxwell Smart: I know, but I had the password written on a piece of paper in my wallet.
- Agent 99: That's Max!
- [opens door]
- Chief: California is expecting an earthquake. Now this is the perfect alibi for KAOS: they blow California into the ocean and everybody will blame it on the earthquake.
- Agent 99: But Chief, if that were to happen...
- Chief: That's right, 99, it would be a disaster.
- Maxwell Smart: And some disaster! Just think, Ronald Reagan would have to go back to making movies again!
- Maxwell Smart: Just a moment. Supposing that I don't pull the string on any of the dolls? Supposing I just wait here until somebody comes and finds me?
- Valerie: Unfortunately, my dear Mr. Smart, there's only enough air left in this room to last 30 minutes.
- [leaves, sliding door shut]
- Maxwell Smart: [shouting] Oh yeah? Well supposing I hold my breath?
- Maxwell Smart: [after the doorbell rings] Be quiet.
- [draws his gun]
- Agent 99: Do you think it might be KAOS?
- Maxwell Smart: Either that or your mother.