Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Red Light on the Wedding Night (2001)
Sally Struthers: Babette Dell
Quotes
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Taylor Doose : Townspeople, we should all be proud of the new addition to our streets. I know many of you have wanted a traffic light and a crosswalk for many years...
Luke Danes : What?
Taylor Doose : And now, your dream has come true.
Luke Danes : It's like Hitler's Germany!
Taylor Doose : Luke!
Luke Danes : You're trying to brainwash us, Taylor. Telling us we want something that we don't, and not giving us any choice.
Lorelai Gilmore : Luke, shush! We're planning.
Luke Danes : I heard, and you're idiots if you don't eat first.
Taylor Doose : Everybody, let me segue into the informational portion of our gathering. If I can turn your attention to the pole here, you will see a yellow button with an instructional panel right above it.
Miss Patty : Oh my God. That's the biggest yellow button I've ever seen.
Taylor Doose : Now if you'll read the panel above the button, you'll learn how the system works.
Miss Patty : [reading the sign] To cross street, push yellow button, wait for walk signal. When signal reads WALK, step into street and proceed to the other side.
Luke Danes : It's written for morons.
Babette Dell : In big stupid letters too!
Morey Dell : I hate being infantilized.
Taylor Doose : Does no one here care about this fate of near accidents we have suffered over the past year?
Luke Danes : NEAR accidents. Meaning they didn't happen.
Taylor Doose : Just because they didn't happen doesn't mean that we shouldn't ward against them.
Luke Danes : There's lots of things that don't happen that we don't ward against.
Taylor Doose : Like?
Luke Danes : Like... everything.
Taylor Doose : So that everything doesn't happen here, meaning nothing happens?
Luke Danes : No, it's - It's not nothing happens. Stuff happens. It's that it... it's not everything that's... it's... Damn it, Taylor!
Taylor Doose : Ha!