Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Big One (2003)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

Quotes 

• Luke Danes : Just order, please.

  Lane Kim : Did you take off the Monte Cristo sandwich?

  Luke Danes : Well,I, uh...

  Rory Gilmore : No!

  Lorelai Gilmore : You did. You took off the Monte Cristo sandwich.

  Luke Danes : I ommitted a few obsolete dishes.

  Lorelai Gilmore : I can't believe Nicole made you take off the Monte Cristo. She's got you menu-whipped.

  Luke Danes : She does not have me menu-whipped. I took off a disgusting ridiculous sandwich that no one has ever ordered, including the three of you.

  Rory Gilmore : But just having it there made us feel like we always could.

  Lorelai Gilmore : It was comforting.

  Rory Gilmore : Like soup.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Exactly. It was comforting like deep-fried ham and cheese soup.

  Rory Gilmore : And even though I never ordered it, I talked about ordering it. Haven't I?

  Lane Kim : On several occasions.

  Lorelai Gilmore : So you've not only eliminated a sandwich, you've eliminated a conversation peice.

  Rory Gilmore : Now what will we talk about?

  Luke Danes : Fine. Here- old menus- everything's there. Knock yourselves out.

  Lorelai Gilmore : ...How come everybody else gets a new menu?

  Luke Danes : [Luke walks away] 

  Lorelai Gilmore : I feel much better now.

• Paris Geller : I slept with Jamie. Last night, after we talked.

  Rory Gilmore : Was it something I said?

  Paris Geller : I went over there to study, and he lit a fire, and then we did it. What are your thoughts on that?

  Rory Gilmore : My thoughts?

  Paris Geller : Because I'm not exactly sure how I feel about it myself yet.

  [Rory gets up for a drink of water; Paris follows] 

  Paris Geller : I've been going over it in my head; I mean, it seemed to go pretty well. The fire was nice, and thank god he didn't try to put on any ridiculous make-out music, and - then it just happened. I was actually fairly surprised at the timing of it, because I wasn't wearing anything particularly alluring; and in the moments just before the act...

  Rory Gilmore : [appalled]  Oh god!

  Paris Geller : ...we were actually discussing modern-day Marxism in America, which is not what I would have deemed a "come and get it" sort of conversation, but nevertheless he came and got it, and I have to figure out what that means to me on a psychological level. So I thought maybe, if you and I could have sort of a healthy debate about it, I could come to some sort of reasonable conclusion about how I should be feeling right about now; so, come on, talk! What do you think?

• Richard Gilmore : Now, did anyone ever to tell you to picture the audience in their underwear?

  Rory Gilmore : Yes.

  Richard Gilmore : Well, don't do it. I did it once and I had nightmares for a week. Bulgarians in Speedos.

• Rory Gilmore : Any chance you could go faster?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yeah, you got a girl's future in that sack of yours. Santa...

  Rory Gilmore : Thank you for adding the Santa.

• Rory Gilmore : Hey, this looks different.

  Luke Danes : It's not different.

  Lane Kim : It's totally different.

  Luke Danes : It's not that different.

  Lorelai Gilmore : There are more salads.

  Rory Gilmore : Three more salads.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Three more salads? Who needs three more salads?

  Rory Gilmore : One was enough.

  Luke Danes : Well, Nicole said...

  Lorelai Gilmore : Nicole said!

  Luke Danes : ...there wasn't that much for her to eat on the menu, so I just...

  Lorelai Gilmore : You added three more salads just for Nicole. When I asked you to add chili topped Pringles, you said no.

  Luke Danes : And I stand by that.

  Lorelai Gilmore : How come Nicole gets three more salads, and I still get a "no"?

  Rory Gilmore : Because Nicole is his girlfriend.

  Luke Danes : Nicole is not my girlfriend. Nicole is the woman that I am dating. That's it.

  Lorelai Gilmore : So what happens when you guys get serious - the whole place goes soy?