- Sheikh Ali Hassen: [watching an old silent 1920s movie, with Rudolph Valentino as a Sheik, being shown on a screen with a movie projector] Ah, they don't make movies like that nowadays.
- April Dancer: [as Fatima] Nor sheiks either, father.
- Mark Slate: [after knocking out an enemy guard in the elevator] Sleep darts. They're quite harmless, really.
- April Dancer: [April sees Prince Ahmed lovingly kissing Fatima, as if he has totally forgotten April whom he married; she is upset] Well, you'd think he could tell the difference.
- Mark Slate: [facetiously] Apparently, you made very little impression on the future Shah.
- [April gives him an annoyed look.]
- April Dancer: Mark, do you think it's legal my giving Ahmed 3 sheep, which automatically annuls our marriage?
- Mark Slate: I wouldn't worry about it, it's all over and done with.
- April Dancer: [looks in her small ledger book] That's what you think. I've still got to fill out my expense report for Mr. Waverly. How much are 3 sheep?