The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Great Expectations (1990)

Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux

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• Blanche Devereaux : [Blanche comes into the kitchen, wearing a Western outfit and an empty holster]  Oh, Dorothy, by any chance, did you borrow my pearl-handled six-shooter?

  Dorothy Zbornak : Blanche, you look ridiculous.

  Blanche Devereaux : Well, I do not! I'm a cowgirl. Yippe-i-o, K-Y.

  Dorothy Zbornak : Ki-yay.

  Blanche Devereaux : Oh, well, whatever. Have you seen my gun?

  Dorothy Zbornak : No.

  Blanche Devereaux : Well, damn. What's the point of wearin' this if I've got nothin' to put in it?

  Sophia Petrillo : I say the same thing every morning when I put on my bra.

  Dorothy Zbornak : Blanche, why are you dressed like that?

  Blanche Devereaux : Because I am goin' to an authentic, Texas-style barbecue, and my date is a real-live cowboy.

  Dorothy Zbornak : [astonished]  Morty Fishbein is a real-live cowboy?

  Blanche Devereaux : He's from Amarillo, Texas. He was the grand marshal of the B'nai B'rith rodeo for three years straight. Who better to go with to a barbecue?

  Blanche Devereaux : [the 'phone rings, Blanche answers]  Hello? Morty... threw your back out puttin' your boots on? You're in traction? Oh, I guess this means you're gonna be a little late? Oh, all right.

  Blanche Devereaux : [she hangs up]  Well, can you believe that? Because of one little slipped disc, Morty is not takin' me to the barbecue.

  Dorothy Zbornak : What a shame. You'll miss the foot-stomping version of "Sunrise, Sunset".

• Blanche Devereaux : [the girls can't believe that Blanche doesn't want to go to the hospital to see boyfriend Steven after his heart attack]  Oh, look, I'm tryin' to keep this relationship casual. If I go to that hospital, I'm in, and there's no gettin' out.

  Rose Nylund : Don't be silly. All you have to do is follow the orange line down the middle of the hallways. They lead right to the elevators.