The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Miles to Go (1991)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

Quotes 

• Dorothy Zbornak : What are you doing?

  Blanche Devereaux : Oh, I'm taking the tags off this dress and saving them so I can put them back on tomorrow. That way, when I take the dress back, they won't know I've worn it... See, I love the dress, but I can't afford it, not $300 worth, and I have a late date tonight, so I want to look stunning for it. Besides, it's not like I'm gonna wear it all that much. I'm just gonna put it on, and take it off... then put it on and come home and take it off again.

• Rose Nylund : Do we all remember what today is?... It's the one hundred and seventeenth anniversary of the birth of Robert Frost.

  Sophia Petrillo : I love him. Always nippin' at your nose.

  Rose Nylund : That was Jack Frost. Robert Frost is the guy who interviewed Richard Nixon on TV. Heh, heh. Who's the dumb one now?

  Dorothy Zbornak : Ahh, you're still the reigning champ, Rose. That was David Frost. Robert Frost was a famous American poet.

  Sophia Petrillo : And when I was with him, he was always nippin' at my nose.

• Dorothy Zbornak : Hi, Blanche.

  Blanche Devereaux : Oh, hi, how was school today?

  Dorothy Zbornak : Ah, pretty good. Almost half the class came back after the fire drill.

• Sophia Petrillo : Great news! Gladys Goldfine called, and she's taking me to see Tony Bennett... Can you believe it? Tony Bennett. What that man does to me with his voice your father couldn't accomplish with his hands.

  Blanche Devereaux : Oh, I know what you're talkin' about, Sophia. There are men's voices that get me goin' like that, too.

  Dorothy Zbornak : Blanche, there are men's socks that can get you going like that.