The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Mother's Day (1988)

Wesley Mann: Jacob

Quotes 

• Rose Nylund : [Rose is in a rural Minnesota bus station on her way home to St Olaf for Mother's Day]  You know, I think I had almost forgotten what real cold feels like. I guess I've gotten used to tropical weather.

  Jacob : You here all the way from Nebraska?

  Rose Nylund : Miami.

  Jacob : Miami. Is that closer to Omaha or Lincoln?

  Rose Nylund : Gee, it's great to be home. They told me in Minneapolis that I could change buses here for St Olaf?

  Jacob : That's right.

  Rose Nylund : How much is it?

  Jacob : You want the express, or the yokel?

  Rose Nylund : Don't you mean 'local'?

  Jacob : No, ma'am, I mean yokel. On the yokel, a family of first cousins plays banjo music as the passengers get on and off.

  Rose Nylund : Do they take requests?

  Jacob : No.

  Rose Nylund : Give me the express.