The Golden Girls (TV Series)

The Accurate Conception (1989)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : You are a Devereaux, and a Devereaux has never had to pay for it. I certainly haven't!

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : She's always depended on the kindness of strangers.

• Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, what are you still doing here? You were supposed to go to the doctor this morning!

  Sophia Petrillo : Oh, I guess you didn't hear about Dr. Segal.

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : What's that?

  Sophia Petrillo : I'm not going!

• Blanche Devereaux : What does one wear to a sperm bank?

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Something attractive in rubber.

  Blanche Devereaux : [a pause]  I have that.