- Sophia Petrillo: Boy, business stinks. Just three tables all day, and I've only made seven dollars in tips. I need to make some money. Maybe I should wear a shorter skirt.
- Chuy Castillos: Maybe you should just threaten to.
- Blanche Devereaux: What silly little thing do you need money for now, Sophia?
- Sophia Petrillo: Teeth.
- Chuy Castillos: Hey, but those teeth look just fine.
- Sophia Petrillo: They're loaners.
- Chuy Castillos: So what happened to your teeth?
- Sophia Petrillo: You may not know this, but a lot of foreign beers don't have twist-off tops.