- Sergeant: [Pyle is wearing a navy commander uniform] Is there anything more I can do.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: [Pyle slides behind the jeep's 50 caliber machine gun] Well as a matter of fact, there is. Kindly tell your men to stack their weapons in the back of the jeep and surrender.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: I seen this movie once where John Wayne was in the same kind of spot I was in only it was Indians instead of the enemy.
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Indians.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: So I just did what John did. I says, "Hey, here comes the cavalry." and sure enough they both turned around and looked.
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Stupid, stupid.
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: So that gave me time to grab one of their guns.
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Slater!
- Duke: Ah Sarge.
- Sgt. Vince Carter: Follow Pyle. And this time, make sure he stays captured.