Goosebumps (TV Series)

How to Kill a Monster (1997)

Ricky Mabe: Clark

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• Clark : All I want to do is get back to the city where the monsters are human.

• Gretchen : Clark, you're alive!

  Clark : Duh.

  Gretchen : Come on, we have to go wake Grandma and Grandpa.

  Clark : No way. I'm not eating any more of that Gumby stuff.

  Gretchen : Listen to me, you were right. It's in there. I saw it.

  Clark : Saw what?

  Gretchen : The creature from the muck. The swamp monster, it's real. It's right in there.

  Clark : Swamp monster. In there. Yeah, right.

• Gretchen : [they see they're grandparents ride off on their ATV]  What are they doing?

  Clark : Probably forgot about us, again.

  Gretchen : Grandma! Grandpa! They can't just leave us here.

  Clark : I told my mom not to marry into this family.

  [the Swamp monster growls] 

  Clark : Sounds like Grandma Rose put a little too much hot sauce in your Gumbo.

  Gretchen : Well, that wasn't my stomach.

  Clark : Well, it wasn't mine.

• Clark : [Takes mask off and laughs] 

  Gretchen : You are toast!

  Clark : [Climb off the chair]  You have to catch me first!

  [Runs off] 

  Gretchen : [Runs after Clark]  Clark! You can't hide forever Clarke, and you have to sleep sometime...

• Gretchen : We can't just sit here waiting for you to get us into any more trouble

  Clark : What, Me? You're the one who went in the room in the first place!

  Gretchen : Well, you are the one who went in the second time and bothered the thing!

  Clark : Oh please! I bothered it? You're the one who dropped it down the stairs!

  Gretchen : Well, at least I did something. You just ran around like a chicken screaming: 'It's going to eat us, it's going to eat us!'

  Clark : I did not!

  Gretchen : Did too!

  Clark : Did not!

  Gretchen : Did t...

  [Monster screams] 

  Gretchen : Clark!

  Clark : [Cups his hands under Gretchens foot]  Come on, climb up!

  Gretchen : What about you?

  Clark : Don't worry about me! Just go!

  [Gretchen climbs on Clark's hands and up to the chute whilst monster continues screaming] 

  Gretchen : Grab my arm!

  [Clark reaches but can't reach] 

  Gretchen : [Monster advances on Clarke and roars]  Clark!

• Clark : Is it really dead this time?

  Gretchen : [Monster explodes throwing gunge all over them both]  I'd say yes.

• Clark : Look, Gretchen, what I said before, about you starting all of this, well I'm sorry. It wasn't your fault, it would've gotten out anyway! And besides-you did have a lot of good ideas on how to kill it!

  Gretchen : Thats okay

  Clark : I guess we make a pretty good team... Sister!

  Gretchen : I guess we do... Brother!