- Daniel Merton: [referring to the sponge] It's growing again!
- Carlo: You gotta do something!
- Kat Merton: What?
- Carlo: Sing a song Kat, sing!
- Kat Merton: I don't know the words!
- Carlo: Well, make something up, and make it corny!
- Kat Merton: [singing] Did I ever tell you what a wonderful sponge you are?
- Carlo: Great, great, keep going.
- Kat Merton: [singing] So, so handsome. So terrific.
- Carlo: Of course! Really! Kill it with kindness.
- Kat Merton: [singing] I love your big beautiful eyes. All of them.
- Carlo: I love what you've done with your hair.
- Kat Merton: And that skin, so damp, yellow and absorbent!
- Daniel Merton: When I grow up, I want to be a killer sponge just like you.