- Luke Morris: Vampire Village! Cool!
- Lizzy Morris: I want to go to the House of Mirrors.
- Mr. Morris: Look, I want you too to have a good time, but stay together. Luke, you listen to your sister. Is that clear?
- Luke Morris: [Mutters] Yes, Dad.
- Mrs. Morris: You're letting the go off on their own?
- Mr. Morris: Of course, you worry too much.
- Mrs. Morris: Maybe this'll be ok.
- Mr. Morris: It'll be fine. Trust me. Now, Your mother and I will meet you right back here at in one hour.
- [Luke and Lizzy take off]
- Mr. Morris: Understood?
- Luke Morris: [Calling back] Bye Dad!
- Horror Monster: Oh, hello. First time at Horrorland?
- Talking Severed Head: Stay off the guillotine ride. Sharp turns.
- Horror Monster: No talking. You know the rules. Uh, sorry, Don't listen to her. She always likes to stick her neck out where it doesn't belong.
- Luke Morris: Wow, they really try to scare you in this place.
- Lizzy Morris: Yeah.
- Luke Morris: He- he was kidding wasn't he?
- Lizzy Morris: Sure hope so.
- Luke Morris: Well, that's what this... whole place is about right? Making you feel scared.
- Lizzy Morris: Yeah, yeah, for once you're right.
- Mr. Morris: Listen kids, we're leaving, there's something not quite right about this place.
- Luke Morris: I know, it's like this place is for real or something.
- Mrs. Morris: Let's talk about this in the car, I just want us out of here right now.
- Horror Monster: [after squirting some kind of liquid from his finger into the Morris's drinks] Would you like anything to eat with that?
- Mr. Morris: Um, no. I- well, stick with the uh, punches, thanks.
- Mrs. Morris: Do you happen to know where Zoo Gardens is?
- Horror Monster: Never heard of it.
- Mr. Morris: Well can you tell me where the phones are?
- Horror Monster: [laughs] Phones? There ain't no phones in Horrorland!