Goosebumps (TV Series)

The Barking Ghost (1997)

Blair Slater: Cooper Holmes

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Quotes 

• Grimm : [after Cooper and Fergie fell into a tree]  Be still if you value your very lives!

  Cooper Holmes : Who are you?

  Fergie : What do you want?

  Grimm : Listen carefully, we shall tell you all you need to know: we are not dogs.

  Fergie : [sees the two dogs glowing eyes in the darkness]  But... but...

  Scratch : Silence! Silence in the Changing Tree! Three centuries ago, my companion and I were coming through these very woods, and then for no reason, two vicious dogs flung themselves upon us and pushed us into this cursed place where we were changed.

  Cooper Holmes : Yeah, but we didn't do it. What do you want us for?

  Scratch : [evilly]  Ah... The cruel hand of fate.

  Fergie : [in horror]  Excuse me!

  Grimm : We are going to change places, and you will be like us dogs condemned to roam these woods forever!

  Cooper Holmes : Fergie...

  [Cooper and Fergie scream as the two dogs attack them] 

• Cooper Holmes : Cut it out! Your nose is all wet.

  Fergie : Yeah, well your breath isn't exactly minty fresh!

  Cooper Holmes : I feel kind of strange.

  Fergie : Me too.

  [they come out of the tree as dogs] 

  Cooper Holmes : What's happening to us?

  Fergie : WE'RE DOGS!

  Cooper Holmes : How did you say that? You're lips weren't moving.

  Fergie : I don't have any lips. You mean we can read each other's thoughts?

  Cooper Holmes : I think so. What am I thinking now?

  Fergie : Chicken, chicken salad, chicken pot pie, chicken wings...

  Cooper Holmes : Fergie, what are we gonna do! We're dogs!

  Fergie : [chases her tail]  I got a flea.

  Cooper Holmes : Quit messing around! We gotta do something. Those creeps are probably passing themselves off as us right now! Come on, let's go!

• [last lines] 

  Cooper Holmes : [after turning back to normal]  Are you alright, Mickey?

  Fergie : [sees Mickey acting strange]  What's with your brother?

  Cooper Holmes : Who knows? He's always been a little weird, if you ask me.

  [Mickey scratches his neck in an odd fashion] 

  Cooper Holmes : Come on, let's get out of here.

  [as he and Fergie leave, little do they know, Mickey's cheeks puffs up as he eats an acorn, acting like a chipmunk] 

  Mickey Holmes : [in a chipmunk's body]  Hey, Cooper, you weasel, don't leave me here! What am I gonna do! You gotta help me, Cooper - this isn't funny anymore!