- Eb Dawson: Who is this Brian Williams they mention on pages 1,2,3,1 and 4?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: You don't know him? He grew up here in Hooterville.
- Eb Dawson: Hmmm. Uh, is he a tall boy with green hair?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Green hair?
- Eb Dawson: Naw, that was Betty Abernathy. She used to eat chlorophyll and it went to her head.